Windy Day

"Wind is usually a great time to fish, but this is too much! I almost hooked my eye out!"

"Is this some kinda hurricane!? I almost got hit by a dolphin!"

"Was tryin' out my new gun, but the wind kept me off target!"

"Don't spray and pray in the wind, buddy!"

"Sometimes, I guess there's just not enough windmills."

"The air has certainly got it, today!"

"Sensors indicate strong shifts in barometric pressure. Caution is advised."

"A strong contrast between high and low pressure detected."

"Now might not be the best time to lob grenades on the surface, my tall friend!"

"You want boomerang bombs? Throw some out in that gust, they'll come back to you alright!"

"The wind... it is nature's way of sweeping the dust from the land."

"Nature's fury strips the leaves from the trees this day."

"Marvelous! The wind brings me petals of all colors!"

"Give me a moment, my dear. I must secure my palette from the gusty gales!"

"This weather is the reason why I wear goggles! I can't have dirt and sand blowing in my eyes."

"Now would be a great time to tinker a pinwheel accessory!"

"This wind makes for a very difficult course."

"A strong gale adds challenge to a game of golf, but this is rather excessive."

"Don't get blown away by the strong gusts going on, and be wary of monsters which take advantage of them!"

"It's windy out there! Now is the best time to fly a kite."

"Oh no! There are pockets of low pressure rolling in, I must secure the power grid."

"My wires are getting tangled in this cyclone. Watch where you step!"

"What a blustery day! Stay awhile, and buy a thing or two."

"I used slime glue to keep my hat from blowing away! Perhaps I can sell you some for a couple gold coins..."

"This breeze is really extra right now! Beware of flying needles."

"I've been chasing my medical instruments all day. This gale is keeping me fit!"

"Feel that draft coming through? It's wafting paint fumes all over the place."

"This wind storm just blew all the fresh paint right off the wall!"

"Did somebody say hurricane party!? I'll bring the batteries!"

"This is like, an amazing time to fling confetti everywhere!"

"Hoist the sails, ye curs! We pirates startin' a leg of a race! Yarharharr!"

"All hands on deck! A storm of wind be brewin'!"

"Oops! I better hold on to my tiara, it's rather blustery out today!"

"It surely is a swell day to fly a kite, don't you agree?"

"Ho ho! My reindeer will fly at mach speeds, tonight!"

"The world above is turbulent and chaotic. I like my bones to stay attached, as it were!"

"Ahh... a sip of tea to enjoy the breeze."

"Why, this windy phenomena has inspired me ideas for a new jetpack engine!"

"Want windswept hair? Go outside, it's free."

"Ugh! I should just take the day off, this wind will blow away all my hard work!"

"There goes the roof. I had just had it redone yesterday!"

"Hold onto your bonnet, there's a real breeze out today."

"Just because your house blows down, doesn't mean you stop paying taxes!"

"Bah! If this wind keeps up, people will lose their precious possessions and stop paying me!"

"I go where winds take me, but this is ridiculous!"

"I would sell you exotic wind socks, but I'm afraid I forgot to stock them!"

"Our kind is very brittle, I worry for my brothers on this breezy day."

"Wind is not my friend, I like the dark, calm places."

"Keep your talismans close... if you wind some, you lose some."

"The wind blows with the leaves, the leaves blow with the wind."

"This gale got you bothered? There's a spell for that."

"A blast of wind terrorizing our world? Did I do that?"

"Running in the wind makes me feel so free and wild. Totes try it sometime!"

"The breeze blows through my hair, it's, like, woah."